i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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