3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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