Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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