Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Im part way to drunk.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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