Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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