She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
