Can i not drive my cunt home
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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