Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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