Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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