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on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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