question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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