We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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