gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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