i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
we're so committed to being not committed
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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