he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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