My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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