ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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