Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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