I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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