just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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