Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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