But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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