and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i think i have herpe
just one?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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