how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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