Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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