We're facebook friends in real life
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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