there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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