We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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