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why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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