Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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