batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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