S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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