I just cut my nipple shaving
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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