Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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