before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Randomize
