Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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