Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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