Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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