sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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