When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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