So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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