come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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