We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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