just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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