You're my little dorito
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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