Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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