also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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