Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
