We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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