Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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