Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Don't make out with my wife yet
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
