what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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