Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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