Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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