You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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