i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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